Nina North is back in Los Angeles. She gets bold on the beach this time around. Many tourists, and possibly locals, stop on the PCH to enjoy the views. I like to trip on the thought of all the history this region has seen.
From Walt Disney to Helter Skelter, Southern California has been one of America’s favorite whores. And you have to respect and show gratitude, especially to whores. Keep the beach clean and pick up after yourself. Nina did not require any retouching, but I can not say the same about the coastline.
Subway blows, but I still eat it from time to time. It puts on a decent facade of being healthy. Its locations are ubiquitous. And I think they sprinkle their food with crack. Just the same, I find Abby Vissers to be 2,487 times more appealing than “eating fresh”.
Abby’s freckles are from Minnesota. She told me she would not do video. She finds herself to be too awkward. How many of you agree? Jake Weber’s instrumental cover of Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” is the song in the bonus video.
There are many sides to Naomi Woods. Sure, she does porn and that alone takes a certain type of personality; but Naomi is also an artistic, romantic, opinionated individual. We took these while she was on a brief hiatus from the hardcore scene.
I told Naomi that with her looks and camera presence, she would kill it in almost any entertainment industry. For now, enjoy her Zishy. For me, pornSTARS do not exist. There are just people who have done some porn. Naomi just happens to be a star doing porn.
Leah Gotti is a beautiful and powerful young woman. She was on the wrestling team in high school. At the age of 19, she now uses her fearlessness to navigate herself through the adult industry.
You can call her crazy, you can even call her a slut, but unless you are sure that you won’t be insulting Leah, I would not do it to her face, that is unless you are on point with your takedown defense. I see more Leah in your future. Pink Floyd is cool too.
If I was a painter, I would not paint blossoming flowers, nor snow-capped mountains, nor colorful sunsets. All of those are attractive, but people have always been my favorite subjects. And when it comes to beautiful women, forget about it. There is no competition.
Perhaps I am but a slave to my physiology. Thank Hilary Craig for milking her creative gland in this one. Donovan plays in the background of the bonus video.
The end of June can be a scorching time. So let us avoid the blistering sun, gather around our cool computer screens, and marvel at Miss Dahlia Polk. This completely natural wonder from Arizona, yes, I said natural, can be shy and reclusive, spending much time with her rescued cats.
But every now and then, this 18-year-old peruses the Internet for side work. Enter Zishy. Enter love. An instrumental version of Blondie’s “Rapture” is the song in the bonus video.
Gia Paige and I went to the mall and ate a dang quesadilla. Frida Tacos is a delicious destination, even if it is inside a food court. Sometimes you find gems in unexpected places. Gia Paige is a kind, intelligent, and beautiful person who you can find in fairly extreme porn.
But what is considered extreme anymore? There was a time, and not too long ago, when you could say ‘ass’ but not ‘asshole’ on TV. One day, we will miss the control of conservative assholes. We will miss it, right?
Americans, hope your holiday weekend was a blast. Hope you still have all ten fingers attached after a night of fireworks. When I was a kid, the Fourth meant a live-ammunition battle with toy soldiers. These days, I am perfectly content with the decision to trade in my G.I. Joes for dolls like Emmy Sinclair.
Patriotism is all fine and good to a certain point, but in the end, I hope everyone can see that flags and borders are a bunch of horse shit. I pledge allegiance to Team Human. War’s “Galaxy” plays in the bonus video.
When I first met this Mexican beauty, she gave me a warm hug and greeted me in her thick accent. I tried using my Spanish, but it had been a while. Now, this girl says she will never do nudes, but is happy to work the tease for Zishy.
Right away I detected that Viani Duran is proud of her figure. I doubt she enjoys eating potato chips as much as implied here, but I bet Viani regularly cheeks out in shorts like these. Ay Dios mio, muy eSpicy!
I am going to miss San Antonio. I will not be returning there as often since my parents moved to Austin. The Alamo city has a great vibe and offers sanctuary compared to Los Angeles, which I can’t say the same for the state capital.
On this day, I took Jessica Marco to the River Walk, a popular destination in the heart of downtown SATX. At first, it was sunny, then came clouds and humidity. And as we drove off, it began to rain. Jessica sweated up a storm of her own in the backseat. Note to self: Always carry a towel. Los Lonely Boys play ‘Heaven’ in the bonus video.