Welcome Lana Rhoades to Zishy. A couple months ago, she decided to drop her boyfriend in Chicago and make a name for herself in the LA porn world. Lana has stunning eyes and the sexual appetite of a bonobo.
Let’s not blame Jon. I bet this woman would be too much for any one person to handle. A tourist teenager, unaware of who Lana is or what she does, asked to take a photo with the captivating brunette. Lana obliged and gained a future fan. The Beach Boys’ “Don’t Worry Baby” is the song in the bonus video.
Natalie Moore is originally from Maryland. So when I asked if I could photograph her enjoying some SoCal beach rays, the idea met with a resounding ‘yes’. We made sure to first cool our innards with frozen drinks provided by Taco Bell, a proud sponsor of Zishy. I wish.
Then we hit Playa Vista and turned heads at the basketball courts. I suppose they found me attractive. Once we got to the water, it did not take long for sand to crawl up every crevice of Natalie’s. After moshing with waves, she rinsed at the showers alongside some kiddos. Even today, my car’s backseat holds sandy souvenirs from this outing with Natalie Moore. It was worth it.
Nina North is back in Los Angeles. She gets bold on the beach this time around. Many tourists, and possibly locals, stop on the PCH to enjoy the views. I like to trip on the thought of all the history this region has seen.
From Walt Disney to Helter Skelter, Southern California has been one of America’s favorite whores. And you have to respect and show gratitude, especially to whores. Keep the beach clean and pick up after yourself. Nina did not require any retouching, but I can not say the same about the coastline.