Gillian Barnes is flexible, busty, has freckles, an adorable face. Yada yada yada. I am so bored of photographing these perfect specimens of female beauty. Yeah and if you believe that, you might believe a quarter of the shit spewn out during a U.S. presidential debate.
I must say, a “none of the above” option on the ballot could really come in handy this time around. Thanks for the patience with the video. The song is “Danke Schoen” by Wayne Newton.
The Super Bowl is coming up and I am rooting for the Broncos. Only because I have quite a few fond memories while in Denver. One of them is taking photos with Hilary Craig in her favorite record store, Twist & Shout.
Then, we went to Chipotle Mexican Grill and sneaked a few shots while customers were preoccupied with E. coli in their barbacoa. Anyways, I hope you guys have fun watching incredible athletes get irreversible brain damage this Sunday. Jkjk, I know it’s all about the commercials.
Bree Abernathy was a sporty nerd in high school. She was in band, on the debate and the swim teams, and ran cross country. She is now in Los Angeles pursuing acting and comedy.
Bree explains that she pushed her body to its limits at a young age, so these days, due to sports injuries, she sticks to yoga as her exercise. This quirky redhead proved again to be adventurous as she teased in her sheer yoga gear at a nearby neighborhood park.
Bobbi Vidal comes from a Puerto Rican family, but she grew up in Michigan. I believe she told me that she enjoys Wu Tang Clan, but I guess it is possible that I am mistaken. In my head, I wish all girls dug on the Wu. I would feel safe betting that most members of the Clan would dig on Bobbi.
Her looks and personality are straight out of my version of the Garden of Eden. Even though she got a bit timid at times, she stuck to the shoot and made it a point to fulfill her role in camera seduction. Mission accomplished. Returning to earth can be painful after days like this.
This is Kendra Sunderland. Kendra is 19 years young. Kendra was born and raised in Salem, Oregon. Kendra smiles a lot. Kendra likes to break the rules. Kendra has a wild and free sexuality. Kendra gives people the benefit of the doubt. Kendra loves her blunts. Kendra’s favorite animals are kittens and ferrets. Kendra is a Gemini. Kendra loves to masturbate. Kendra needs money to survive, just like everyone else.
Kendra attended Oregon State University until she decided to drop out because she was bored with her classes. The excessive debt that attending OSU incurs was also less than ideal for Kendra. Kendra Sunderland is her real name. Kendra’s name will be forever associated with explicit webcamming videos thanks to someone thoughtlessly linking the two publicly online. Kendra made headlines last week for being busted making a sexual video in her college library. Google her name and you can get the deets. Kendra is strong. Kendra will survive. Long live Kendra. Much more of Kendra Sunderland coming soon to Zishy.
Blake Crawford appreciated the idea of photographing her with a natural, unrefined look. She understood that sometimes its better to not tamper much with a good thing. One of my favorite quotes is: if it ain’t broke, don’t break it.
Ok, so its just my own version of an all ready popular idiom, but that is how I often feel about cosmetic modifications such as makeup, piercings, surgery, tattoos, and sometimes even shaving/hair removal. Anyhoo, Blake has a fantastic raw beauty and seemed perfectly comfortable in her own skin.
I told Bailey Helen that she could select anything that she wanted to wear for this pictorial. She compiled the wackiest get-up possible from her suitcase of clothes. But this is Bailey.
She loves life and knows how to cut loose for the camera. Bailey used her long legs and athletic build to attack the hurdles on her high school track team.
Samantha Rone and I visit Mitsuwa Market and CVS in this gallery. She showed me her favorite sake, which if you are unfamiliar with Japanese culture, is an alcoholic drink made of fermented rice. I do not drink much these days, mostly because I know how much I enjoy it and hate stopping. I am convinced that the world is in no dire need of drunk aceholes, so I will spare it my enrollment.
On a completely unrelated note, am I the only straight man who really digs Lana Del Rey’s music? Her style is so over-dramatic, superficial, and narcissistic, but somehow I find myself craving it from time to time. Perhaps, I will never be able to shake my addiction to crazy girls. Lana Del Rey’s “Pretty When You Cry” is the song on the bonus video.
Ikea in Burbank is crawling with people on a Sunday. It is especially busy when they are having some sort of Disney promotion just outside of the storefront. However, this did not deter the fantastic Aysha Thoen and I to try and sneak some shots as devout Christians, fresh out of mass, shopped for trendy new furnishings for their domicile.
It was tough, but we were patient and were able to find a few semi-private nooks for Aysha to show off her sensual stockings. I also did finally try the famed Ikea Swedish meatballs on this day. They paled in comparison to the lovely girl I shared them with. So here she is again, back by popular demand, Ms. Aysha Thoen.
Aubrey comes from the Midwest. Her easy-going attitude and bright smile seem ingrained in her personality. We visited a local college campus here in Santa Monica and saw how deviant we could be.
While shooting the panty shots, some guy saw us from about 100 yards away and stayed hidden behind a barrier to see what peeks he could get. Aubrey just seemed to laugh it off and enjoy the warm weather out.