Madison Swan AKA Mia Malkova can bend and contort herself naturally. It didn’t take any intense training for this Southern California native. She has been quite blessed physiologically. Her rump, which would make Sir Mix-a-lot faint, is 100% real. When I first saw it, I said, “I’m sorry”.
She asked why. I replied, “No one will ever believe it is actually yours.” But to hell with the non-believers. Asses like this exist. Nature spits in your face. Sorry to all the younger Zishy fans that come here for good old-fashioned family entertainment. I decided that bare bum, especially Madison Swan’s, is appropriate enough for my galleries. Stay cheeky, my friends.
These are remnants from only a couple months back, when the weather was warm and the days were long. Parker Mixon’s soft skin dazzled in the San Antonio sun. It doesn’t take much for this adorable girl-next-door to catch my attention. I would have never guessed that a polo shirt and flat sandals could be so enticing.
My siblings and I stayed at home instead of being sent to Summer camp. But if I had, I wish my camp counselor would have resembled Parker. Our camp experience came vicariously from Nickelodeon’s ‘Hey Dude’ show, which if I recall correctly, had several attractive female characters. Thanks, Nick!
Julie Wheeler says her father instilled a strong sense of discipline in all his children. Julie and her siblings were constantly nudged towards sports and other competitive activities.
Nowadays, she lives on her own in a small Hollywood apartment, sans the strict guidance of a parent. Her apartment might be messy, but overall, the mess that is Julie is a beautiful one.