The end of June can be a scorching time. So let us avoid the blistering sun, gather around our cool computer screens, and marvel at Miss Dahlia Polk. This completely natural wonder from Arizona, yes, I said natural, can be shy and reclusive, spending much time with her rescued cats.
But every now and then, this 18-year-old peruses the Internet for side work. Enter Zishy. Enter love. An instrumental version of Blondie’s “Rapture” is the song in the bonus video.
Gia Paige and I went to the mall and ate a dang quesadilla. Frida Tacos is a delicious destination, even if it is inside a food court. Sometimes you find gems in unexpected places. Gia Paige is a kind, intelligent, and beautiful person who you can find in fairly extreme porn.
But what is considered extreme anymore? There was a time, and not too long ago, when you could say ‘ass’ but not ‘asshole’ on TV. One day, we will miss the control of conservative assholes. We will miss it, right?
Americans, hope your holiday weekend was a blast. Hope you still have all ten fingers attached after a night of fireworks. When I was a kid, the Fourth meant a live-ammunition battle with toy soldiers. These days, I am perfectly content with the decision to trade in my G.I. Joes for dolls like Emmy Sinclair.
Patriotism is all fine and good to a certain point, but in the end, I hope everyone can see that flags and borders are a bunch of horse shit. I pledge allegiance to Team Human. War’s “Galaxy” plays in the bonus video.
When I first met this Mexican beauty, she gave me a warm hug and greeted me in her thick accent. I tried using my Spanish, but it had been a while. Now, this girl says she will never do nudes, but is happy to work the tease for Zishy.
Right away I detected that Viani Duran is proud of her figure. I doubt she enjoys eating potato chips as much as implied here, but I bet Viani regularly cheeks out in shorts like these. Ay Dios mio, muy eSpicy!
I am going to miss San Antonio. I will not be returning there as often since my parents moved to Austin. The Alamo city has a great vibe and offers sanctuary compared to Los Angeles, which I can’t say the same for the state capital.
On this day, I took Jessica Marco to the River Walk, a popular destination in the heart of downtown SATX. At first, it was sunny, then came clouds and humidity. And as we drove off, it began to rain. Jessica sweated up a storm of her own in the backseat. Note to self: Always carry a towel. Los Lonely Boys play ‘Heaven’ in the bonus video.