Yes, baseball season has passed for the year, but that did not deter Lauren Clare and I from exploiting this field in Beverly Hills. Lauren is a petite 18 year-old from Kentucky. Apparently, her modeling makes her insecure boyfriend feel, well, insecure. All I have to say is if you are fortunate enough to date a girl who is sought after for modeling, you should thank your lucky stars and hold thy tongue.
I’ve learned that a girl is going to do what a girl wants to do. And unless you DON’T want to continue enjoying her in your bed, you better get over your irrational desire to control. Patrons of this park would agree, you got something good going on, mang. Do not F it up.