Kenna James Pumpkin Patch

I knew right from the get-go that I liked Kenna James. I explained that we would have a long drive and probably hit some traffic getting to Underwood Farms. But we both agreed that an authentic Autumn experience was worth the sacrifice. So we grabbed some tacos and jumped on the highway.

Our visit was a blast. The weather was perfect, we got lost in a corn maze, took plenty of adventurous photos and Kenna fell in love with the goats and chickens. She is currently in school pursuing veterinary medicine. Kenna says she used to be a shy girl. Guess those days are long behind her. The song in the bonus video is Harry McClintock’s “Big Rock Candy Mountain”.

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Abby Vissers Subway Blows

Subway blows, but I still eat it from time to time. It puts on a decent facade of being healthy. Its locations are ubiquitous. And I think they sprinkle their food with crack. Just the same, I find Abby Vissers to be 2,487 times more appealing than “eating fresh”.

Abby’s freckles are from Minnesota. She told me she would not do video. She finds herself to be too awkward. How many of you agree? Jake Weber’s instrumental cover of Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” is the song in the bonus video.

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Gia Paige Fake Shopping

Gia Paige and I went to the mall and ate a dang quesadilla. Frida Tacos is a delicious destination, even if it is inside a food court. Sometimes you find gems in unexpected places. Gia Paige is a kind, intelligent, and beautiful person who you can find in fairly extreme porn.

But what is considered extreme anymore? There was a time, and not too long ago, when you could say ‘ass’ but not ‘asshole’ on TV. One day, we will miss the control of conservative assholes. We will miss it, right?

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