Geri Burgess Type Oh

Captain Obvious here again to report that Geri Burgess is incredible. A few months ago, her beauty earned her a contract with a “mainstream” modeling agency. However, recently someone posted all her Zishy links along with her agency page to an online forum. It was surprising since she is published here under a pseudonym.

So someone either seriously did their homework, or what I suspect is more likely, someone who personally knows Geri did her this disservice. Long story short, Geri seems to have been dropped by the moronic agency. I did my best to console her and said she was better off without them. They seemed too small-time for Geri’s potential anyways. Puritans really have no business representing the Bold & Beautiful of this world.

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April Grantham Permanent Staycation

I once had a job. It was not exactly what I would call a stressful job, and I did work for a great man. Just the same, it was a job and it sucked. I am not saying that you should say fuck-all to your ‘career’, refuse to sit in front of a computer trying to make other people rich, and just do something that makes you happy. I would never say that. However, it did work for me (so far). And no, my life is not perfect, in fact, very far from it.

But most days, even if just for a few moments, you will find something bright from ear to ear on my face. And no one ever confuses it as belonging to someone else. April Grantham hardly ever stops smiling. It appears to be completely natural. I dig that. The song April rocks out to in the video is “Dance Pt. 1” from the Rolling Stones.

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Essie Halladay Whats Up Doc 2

I found one of the comments in the previous gallery to be spot-on. It recognized that Essie Halladay is a gift. I am confident that you will never find images of her anywhere else. See, Essie has a private personality, is a day dreamer, seems to be quite introverted, and rarely follows through with her engagements.

Most people probably get frustrated and simply give up on Essie. Understandable, but unfortunate. When Essie finally comes through, it is like a wonderful dream that you only wish you could have every time you sleep. The lessons of Essie: be relentless, be prepared, be grateful.

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Gillian Barnes Irish Chipotle

By heavy demand, Gillian Barnes returns. You guys probably liked her also. Gillian can be shy, but once she warms up, she reminds me why I do this sort of thing.

Beauty is fleeting, which is probably we why all consider it special and which why many of us try to hold on to it with a kung fu death grip. Thank Gillian for making your world a happier place. I have.

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April Grantham Sins Of Drought

April Grantham cares about the environment, cares about animals, even cares about people. This quaint tub and the prospect of a cooling bath made April indulge in the, arguably, unnecessary water use; but for a good cause. See, California is in the midst of a serious drought. I have driven through areas that resemble the Dust Bowl from the 1930s.

I have seen lakes that have all but dried up completely. Lakeside real estate and the boating community is suffering dearly. This is serious. The dire situation calls for drastic measures. If you are an attractive person and you crave a bath, I urge you to have someone with a camera document the event. You might as well share the enjoyment with as many possible. Thanks for leading the way, April. In all seriousness, please send water.

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Marina Visconti Russian 101

Thanks for the patience with these gallery notes. It’s funny to see some of you hate on pornstars, which do not make up 95% of the site. I am not sure what the percentage is, but it is certainly less than half. Anyways, think about what you are saying.

You can not visually appreciate a woman’s beauty if she has done something that you do not approve of, on camera, at some point in her life. The imagination is a powerful thing. Powerful like Russian women. Hell, I would marry one even if she was not a virgin. Sarcasm inferred.

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Nina North Warm Smell of Colitas

Nina North is back in Los Angeles. She gets bold on the beach this time around. Many tourists, and possibly locals, stop on the PCH to enjoy the views. I like to trip on the thought of all the history this region has seen.

From Walt Disney to Helter Skelter, Southern California has been one of America’s favorite whores. And you have to respect and show gratitude, especially to whores. Keep the beach clean and pick up after yourself. Nina did not require any retouching, but I can not say the same about the coastline.

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Leah Gotti Neopolitan Girl

Leah Gotti is a beautiful and powerful young woman. She was on the wrestling team in high school. At the age of 19, she now uses her fearlessness to navigate herself through the adult industry.

You can call her crazy, you can even call her a slut, but unless you are sure that you won’t be insulting Leah, I would not do it to her face, that is unless you are on point with your takedown defense. I see more Leah in your future. Pink Floyd is cool too.

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Hilary Craig Cowgirl Bepop II

If I was a painter, I would not paint blossoming flowers, nor snow-capped mountains, nor colorful sunsets. All of those are attractive, but people have always been my favorite subjects. And when it comes to beautiful women, forget about it. There is no competition.

Perhaps I am but a slave to my physiology. Thank Hilary Craig for milking her creative gland in this one. Donovan plays in the background of the bonus video.

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Dahlia Polk Fresh Like Primus

The end of June can be a scorching time. So let us avoid the blistering sun, gather around our cool computer screens, and marvel at Miss Dahlia Polk. This completely natural wonder from Arizona, yes, I said natural, can be shy and reclusive, spending much time with her rescued cats.

But every now and then, this 18-year-old peruses the Internet for side work. Enter Zishy. Enter love. An instrumental version of Blondie’s “Rapture” is the song in the bonus video.

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