Essie Halladay Whats Up Doc 2

I found one of the comments in the previous gallery to be spot-on. It recognized that Essie Halladay is a gift. I am confident that you will never find images of her anywhere else. See, Essie has a private personality, is a day dreamer, seems to be quite introverted, and rarely follows through with her engagements.

Most people probably get frustrated and simply give up on Essie. Understandable, but unfortunate. When Essie finally comes through, it is like a wonderful dream that you only wish you could have every time you sleep. The lessons of Essie: be relentless, be prepared, be grateful.

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Gillian Barnes Irish Chipotle

By heavy demand, Gillian Barnes returns. You guys probably liked her also. Gillian can be shy, but once she warms up, she reminds me why I do this sort of thing.

Beauty is fleeting, which is probably we why all consider it special and which why many of us try to hold on to it with a kung fu death grip. Thank Gillian for making your world a happier place. I have.

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April Grantham Sins Of Drought

April Grantham cares about the environment, cares about animals, even cares about people. This quaint tub and the prospect of a cooling bath made April indulge in the, arguably, unnecessary water use; but for a good cause. See, California is in the midst of a serious drought. I have driven through areas that resemble the Dust Bowl from the 1930s.

I have seen lakes that have all but dried up completely. Lakeside real estate and the boating community is suffering dearly. This is serious. The dire situation calls for drastic measures. If you are an attractive person and you crave a bath, I urge you to have someone with a camera document the event. You might as well share the enjoyment with as many possible. Thanks for leading the way, April. In all seriousness, please send water.

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Marina Visconti Russian 101

Thanks for the patience with these gallery notes. It’s funny to see some of you hate on pornstars, which do not make up 95% of the site. I am not sure what the percentage is, but it is certainly less than half. Anyways, think about what you are saying.

You can not visually appreciate a woman’s beauty if she has done something that you do not approve of, on camera, at some point in her life. The imagination is a powerful thing. Powerful like Russian women. Hell, I would marry one even if she was not a virgin. Sarcasm inferred.

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Payton Demilo Got the M Word

Some people are blessed and they don’t even know it. When I first met Payton Demilo, she was shy about her backside. The size of her breasts were also one of her concerns. Maybe I am out of touch, a little out of tune, but every time I lay eyes on Payton’s womanly figure, it reminds me of climbing the rope in gym class.

Yes, a Wayne’s World reference. Damn, I am old. Payton is wonderful and if I had to guess, was hungry to be appreciated. I say count your blessings.

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Nina North Warm Smell of Colitas

Nina North is back in Los Angeles. She gets bold on the beach this time around. Many tourists, and possibly locals, stop on the PCH to enjoy the views. I like to trip on the thought of all the history this region has seen.

From Walt Disney to Helter Skelter, Southern California has been one of America’s favorite whores. And you have to respect and show gratitude, especially to whores. Keep the beach clean and pick up after yourself. Nina did not require any retouching, but I can not say the same about the coastline.

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Abby Vissers Subway Blows

Subway blows, but I still eat it from time to time. It puts on a decent facade of being healthy. Its locations are ubiquitous. And I think they sprinkle their food with crack. Just the same, I find Abby Vissers to be 2,487 times more appealing than “eating fresh”.

Abby’s freckles are from Minnesota. She told me she would not do video. She finds herself to be too awkward. How many of you agree? Jake Weber’s instrumental cover of Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” is the song in the bonus video.

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Naomi Woods Healthy In Hollywood

There are many sides to Naomi Woods. Sure, she does porn and that alone takes a certain type of personality; but Naomi is also an artistic, romantic, opinionated individual. We took these while she was on a brief hiatus from the hardcore scene.

I told Naomi that with her looks and camera presence, she would kill it in almost any entertainment industry. For now, enjoy her Zishy. For me, pornSTARS do not exist. There are just people who have done some porn. Naomi just happens to be a star doing porn.

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Leah Gotti Neopolitan Girl

Leah Gotti is a beautiful and powerful young woman. She was on the wrestling team in high school. At the age of 19, she now uses her fearlessness to navigate herself through the adult industry.

You can call her crazy, you can even call her a slut, but unless you are sure that you won’t be insulting Leah, I would not do it to her face, that is unless you are on point with your takedown defense. I see more Leah in your future. Pink Floyd is cool too.

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Hilary Craig Cowgirl Bepop II

If I was a painter, I would not paint blossoming flowers, nor snow-capped mountains, nor colorful sunsets. All of those are attractive, but people have always been my favorite subjects. And when it comes to beautiful women, forget about it. There is no competition.

Perhaps I am but a slave to my physiology. Thank Hilary Craig for milking her creative gland in this one. Donovan plays in the background of the bonus video.

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